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Author Topic: Peyton Manning to the Broncos: UPDATE 3/19/12 - Peyton Manning a Donk  (Read 86434 times)

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Re: Peyton Manning to the Broncos: UPDATE 3/19/12 - Peyton Manning a Donk
« Reply #2025 on: March 25, 2015, 03:30:36 PM »

I've used this many times and this seems like another good time.

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Re: Peyton Manning to the Broncos: UPDATE 3/19/12 - Peyton Manning a Donk
« Reply #2026 on: March 25, 2015, 03:55:18 PM »

I like to give those people the benefit of the doubt that they were only THAT stupid in that one moment our paths crossed.


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Re: Peyton Manning to the Broncos: UPDATE 3/19/12 - Peyton Manning a Donk
« Reply #2027 on: March 25, 2015, 03:57:56 PM »



but, get off my lawn
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Re: Peyton Manning to the Broncos: UPDATE 3/19/12 - Peyton Manning a Donk
« Reply #2029 on: September 03, 2015, 10:17:55 AM »

Peyton Manning on Trevor Sieman

“The other thing is he still has his college email address. I do not feel secure on that. Some student could be reading all of our emails at Northwestern. I told him: ‘Get an AOL, get a Gmail … do something.’ I do not want to send an email to Northwestern dot org or whatever.

“When you get to pro ball, you can’t wear your bowl gear from the Peach Bowl. You can’t wear your combine sweatshirt, QB 10, and you cannot have your college email. You stick to those three things and everything else is cream cheese.”

LOL.  In defense of Trevor, I think it is noteworthy that there is no mention by PFM of the Sieman ropes Trevor has been throwing.  Peyton may not be able to throw such ropes at his age.  :-)
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Re: Peyton Manning to the Broncos: UPDATE 3/19/12 - Peyton Manning a Donk
« Reply #2030 on: September 03, 2015, 12:22:50 PM »

Get an AOL

Ha ha, Peyton's old.
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Re: Peyton Manning to the Broncos: UPDATE 3/19/12 - Peyton Manning a Donk
« Reply #2031 on: September 03, 2015, 12:32:08 PM »

Get an AOL

Ha ha, Peyton's old.
He's so old, HIS college didn't even HAVE email accounts.
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Re: Peyton Manning to the Broncos: UPDATE 3/19/12 - Peyton Manning a Donk
« Reply #2032 on: September 03, 2015, 12:33:14 PM »

what is aol?

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Re: Peyton Manning to the Broncos: UPDATE 3/19/12 - Peyton Manning a Donk
« Reply #2033 on: September 03, 2015, 01:50:25 PM »

 We had some continuing education, and one of the presenters and I knew each other three jobs ago for each of us, and she asks in front of everybody "Dog are you still using AOL?"   Grrrrrr.
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Re: Peyton Manning to the Broncos: UPDATE 3/19/12 - Peyton Manning a Donk
« Reply #2034 on: September 03, 2015, 06:36:31 PM »

My mom still has the original AOL email account my parents had when they first got online in like 1997.

I set her up a gmail account a few years back, but she still uses the old AOL email more then she does gmail.
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Re: Peyton Manning to the Broncos: UPDATE 3/19/12 - Peyton Manning a Donk
« Reply #2035 on: September 03, 2015, 06:40:15 PM »

Of course, I went over a couple of days ago to show her how to attach a document to an email.

I think I've probably showed her 100 hundred times over the years.

She's also afraid to run any updates, so she always asks me and says she's not sure and go over there and hit next a few times and install whatever update was needed.

I guess it's better to have her apprehensive to click on anything over just clicking on everything and getting malware and viruses.
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Re: Peyton Manning to the Broncos: UPDATE 3/19/12 - Peyton Manning a Donk
« Reply #2036 on: September 03, 2015, 07:00:06 PM »

Shes just lonely
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Re: Peyton Manning to the Broncos: UPDATE 3/19/12 - Peyton Manning a Donk
« Reply #2037 on: September 03, 2015, 07:17:56 PM »

Haha.  I thought the same thing!  Mama Junkie is prolly the hacker that cracked the AshleyMadison site, but she just plays dumb so she can get her son over to the house for some company.
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Re: Peyton Manning to the Broncos: UPDATE 3/19/12 - Peyton Manning a Donk
« Reply #2038 on: September 03, 2015, 07:47:01 PM »

She's not lonely, she's on the horn about 70% of her waking hours and she's always out doing something.

My wife is a saint, my mom talks her ear off every night for at least half an hour to forty five minutes.

She just turned 74, but she's a young 74 and doesn't sit around all day.

We have her over once or twice a week for dinner or we go over there.

Katie goes over there a couple of times a week for some Grandma time.

I probably go over there about 5 days a week for something.

She's got more of a social life than I do.

I just wish she'd turn on her air conditioning more often....that log cabin is sweltering in the summer.

She says she's comfortable, I say she's worried about running up an electric bill....fuck, I'll pay the damn bill, turn the damn thing on and be comfortable.
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Re: Peyton Manning to the Broncos: UPDATE 3/19/12 - Peyton Manning a Donk
« Reply #2039 on: September 03, 2015, 08:28:43 PM »

My brother used to give my Dad a Lincoln to turn the a/c lower than 78.
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Re: Peyton Manning to the Broncos: UPDATE 3/19/12 - Peyton Manning a Donk
« Reply #2040 on: September 03, 2015, 08:39:51 PM »

Fuck, it's hot in my mom's house.

I usually just go over and turn it on when I'm over there.

She doesn't need me to, but I'd pay the difference for her to leave it on and be comfortable.

When people get old, all they do is worry about money.

I always tell her I won't let her go to the poor house and not to worry about shit like that and enjoy life.

I hope we have enough money when we retire that it's not a constant concern.
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Re: Peyton Manning to the Broncos: UPDATE 3/19/12 - Peyton Manning a Donk
« Reply #2041 on: September 03, 2015, 10:17:38 PM »

A buddy of mines mom is afraid of the stock market and refuses to invest in it.

She has $750k in savings accounts.

He said if it makes her happy then what the hell ...

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Re: Peyton Manning to the Broncos: UPDATE 3/19/12 - Peyton Manning a Donk
« Reply #2042 on: September 03, 2015, 11:22:22 PM »

All I know is that both my mom and my MiL start freezing their asses off if the temperature goes below 75 degrees.

I'll be sitting in my folks' house sweating my balls off, and my mom will be walking around in capris and a long sleeve shirt.
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Re: Peyton Manning to the Broncos: UPDATE 3/19/12 - Peyton Manning a Donk
« Reply #2043 on: September 12, 2015, 11:50:28 PM »

Fuck, it's hot in my mom's house.

I usually just go over and turn it on when I'm over there.

She doesn't need me to, but I'd pay the difference for her to leave it on and be comfortable.

When people get old, all they do is worry about money.

I always tell her I won't let her go to the poor house and not to worry about shit like that and enjoy life.

I hope we have enough money when we retire that it's not a constant concern.

I have to go by my Dad's office every once in awhile and I hate it. It's 90 fucking degrees outside and he has the A/C vents covered up (He shares it with another unit) and has an electric heater on.
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Re: Peyton Manning to the Broncos: UPDATE 3/19/12 - Peyton Manning a Donk
« Reply #2045 on: September 16, 2015, 09:39:46 AM »

Peyton's a thoughtful and classy person.

He does a lot of those sorts of things....props to him.
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Re: Peyton Manning to the Broncos: UPDATE 3/19/12 - Peyton Manning a Donk
« Reply #2046 on: September 17, 2015, 12:28:19 AM »

From Kiszla's article today:

"Here's the bottom line: In the last five games Manning has thrown at least 40 passes, the record of the Broncos is 2-3, while the team averaged 21.6 points per game.

In stark contrast, during the five most recent games Manning has dropped back to pass fewer than 40 times, the Broncos have gained 1,102 yards through the air on 130 pass plays. Manning has endured only four sacks in those four games, and as Kubiak insists, his No. 1 job is to keep his veteran QB safe in the pocket. The net average per pass play for Manning has been a remarkably efficient 8.5 yards.

And for those who say the NFL is all about scoreboard: In the last five games Manning has thrown fewer than 40 passes, the record of the Broncos is 5-0, while the team has averaged 32.2 points per game."

I don't know if these stats are true, but if so, they are pretty amazing. 
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Re: Peyton Manning to the Broncos: UPDATE 3/19/12 - Peyton Manning a Donk
« Reply #2047 on: September 17, 2015, 08:14:54 AM »

if the broncos are able to run the ball amazing things happen
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Re: Peyton Manning to the Broncos: UPDATE 3/19/12 - Peyton Manning a Donk
« Reply #2048 on: September 17, 2015, 08:18:23 AM »

if the broncos are able to run the ball amazing things happen

Like magnets.
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« Reply #2049 on: September 17, 2015, 08:21:19 AM »

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