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Puckfiend

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Re: What Would You Do?
« Reply #25 on: May 27, 2018, 09:35:47 PM »

Do a Serena Williams workup, Junkie.
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Captain Dougus

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Re: What Would You Do?
« Reply #26 on: May 27, 2018, 09:35:59 PM »

I think she's super gross and I bet her pussy smells like a dead fish.

Yet you'd tap 76 year old Martha Stewart?

Have you and Barry been hanging out?
Dude, Amy Schumer is the epitome of gross.
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Re: What Would You Do?
« Reply #27 on: May 27, 2018, 09:36:07 PM »

Do a Serena Williams workup, Junkie.
Yes.
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Re: What Would You Do?
« Reply #28 on: May 27, 2018, 09:38:19 PM »

I think she's super gross and I bet her pussy smells like a dead fish.

Yet you'd tap 76 year old Martha Stewart?

Have you and Barry been hanging out?
Dude, Amy Schumer is the epitome of gross.

You guys keep passing 76 year old Martha Stewart around....I'll keep throwing loads into that chunky little fuck pig.
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Re: What Would You Do?
« Reply #29 on: May 27, 2018, 09:38:40 PM »


Do a Serena Williams workup, Junkie.

I will.
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Captain Dougus

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Re: What Would You Do?
« Reply #30 on: May 27, 2018, 10:59:03 PM »

I think she's super gross and I bet her pussy smells like a dead fish.

Yet you'd tap 76 year old Martha Stewart?

Have you and Barry been hanging out?
Dude, Amy Schumer is the epitome of gross.

You guys keep passing 76 year old Martha Stewart around....I'll keep throwing loads into that chunky little fuck pig.
And your dick will smell like rotten mackerel.
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les morpions

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Re: What Would You Do?
« Reply #31 on: May 27, 2018, 11:57:21 PM »

She's not wealthy enough to afford my services.  Thankfully.

I'm a high dollar gigolo.

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Southern Bronco

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Re: What Would You Do?
« Reply #32 on: May 28, 2018, 05:30:58 AM »

I'd bang her if I had duct tape for her mouth. I wouldn't want to listen to her comments, and you know if you chose blow she'd spend the time polishing her act instead of working.
« Last Edit: May 28, 2018, 05:33:42 AM by Southern Bronco »
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Re: What Would You Do?
« Reply #33 on: May 28, 2018, 08:14:37 PM »

I would get her on her hands and knees, wind up and slap her ass as hard as I could then ride the fat wave all the way to the beach
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Re: What Would You Do?
« Reply #34 on: May 28, 2018, 09:36:07 PM »

I'd yes amy, but no to martha.
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Re: What Would You Do?
« Reply #35 on: May 30, 2018, 10:28:29 AM »

I'd pull a Brockmire on that azz!

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Re: What Would You Do?
« Reply #36 on: May 30, 2018, 10:58:58 AM »

I'd knock the blood clots right out of her.
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Re: What Would You Do?
« Reply #37 on: May 30, 2018, 11:35:36 AM »

Yep, I'd bang Serena...she'd probably wrap those muscular legs around me and blow out one of my thoracic vertebrae....probably sound like bubble wrap popping.
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Re: What Would You Do?
« Reply #38 on: May 30, 2018, 04:26:03 PM »

I don't know what's wrong with you guys. She's gross.
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Re: What Would You Do?
« Reply #39 on: May 30, 2018, 05:31:31 PM »


I don't know what's wrong with you guys. She's gross.

She's got some big ole' black titties....plus she's into white dudes.
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Re: What Would You Do?
« Reply #40 on: May 30, 2018, 08:41:12 PM »

She’s Patrick Ewing with tits
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Re: What Would You Do?
« Reply #41 on: May 30, 2018, 09:45:51 PM »

I don't think she or her sister have ever, at any time of their lives - been sexually attractive to me. They are major boner killers.
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Re: What Would You Do?
« Reply #42 on: May 30, 2018, 09:53:05 PM »

put your head inbetween her legs, she figure 4's her thighs around your neck and says ... you have beeen ereased... and snaps c6, 7, and 8

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