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Author Topic: Peyton Manning to the Broncos: UPDATE 3/19/12 - Peyton Manning a Donk  (Read 88586 times)

Captain Poncho

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If this actually goes down, let it be said that the South Stands had the news first.

Discuss.
« Last Edit: March 19, 2012, 10:58:14 AM by South Stands Junkie »
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Re: Peyton Manning to the Broncos
« Reply #1 on: February 25, 2012, 06:04:59 PM »

That would be tits....I'd love to see Peyton Manning playing in Denver.
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Re: Peyton Manning to the Broncos
« Reply #2 on: February 25, 2012, 06:26:52 PM »

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Re: Peyton Manning to the Broncos
« Reply #3 on: February 25, 2012, 06:37:31 PM »

Supposedly, Peyton Manning has been making rapid progress the last several weeks and should be good to go for the season.
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Re: Peyton Manning to the Broncos
« Reply #4 on: February 25, 2012, 07:11:57 PM »

indeed!
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Re: Peyton Manning to the Broncos
« Reply #5 on: February 25, 2012, 08:16:58 PM »

I would give my left nut to have 5 years of Peyton on our team, and my right one for BYU to the Big 12.

That would leave me with only one in the middle.
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Re: Peyton Manning to the Broncos
« Reply #6 on: February 25, 2012, 08:18:57 PM »

bwahahahaha!
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Re: Peyton Manning to the Broncos
« Reply #7 on: February 26, 2012, 01:15:09 AM »

What a circus training camp in Dove Valley would be if we signed Peyton Manning and had Tim Tebow.

It would be a real freak show, between the fanatical Tebow fans and the midwest Indiana hump necks following Peyton Manning to Denver.
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Re: Peyton Manning to the Broncos
« Reply #8 on: February 26, 2012, 01:56:03 AM »

I think tebow would do fine sitting behind Manning for a bit.  That would be a great way to learn, and Manning wouldn't be threatened by him like he would be by Luck.
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Re: Peyton Manning to the Broncos
« Reply #9 on: February 26, 2012, 02:17:58 AM »

I'd have a super erection over that situation.
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Re: Peyton Manning to the Broncos
« Reply #10 on: February 26, 2012, 08:25:25 AM »

I'm skeptical. There's the $28M he's owed and the fact that the Donks are a run first team.
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Re: Peyton Manning to the Broncos
« Reply #11 on: February 26, 2012, 09:07:01 AM »

He won't be owed that if they cut him.
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Re: Peyton Manning to the Broncos
« Reply #12 on: February 26, 2012, 09:31:04 AM »

Yeah, I forgot about that. He'll still want huge bucks.
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Re: Peyton Manning to the Broncos
« Reply #13 on: February 26, 2012, 10:08:04 AM »

Yeah, I forgot about that. He'll still want huge bucks.

No offense to the good captain, bu I just don't see it happening
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Re: Peyton Manning to the Broncos
« Reply #14 on: February 26, 2012, 12:20:48 PM »

I can't see Manning inking any contract for less than 15 mil a year at a minimum, regardless of where he thinks he might get another ring or two in the next 5 years.

If he were capable of playing at 70% of his old level, he'd be in the top 5 of QBs in the league and throw for 4000 yards, 20-25 touchdowns and negate having to pay for an actual offensive coordinator to call the plays on the sideline.

But this isn't a Joe Montana situation where Montana had already come back from his surgery and played a few seasons before being pushed out by a healthy and younger Steve Young.

This is a guy who had four surgeries in the last year and is not being fully honest about his short term or long term healthiness prospects.

You pay a guy 5 to 10 to 15 million a year and you want him at his best and to be a starter on your squad.
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Re: Peyton Manning to the Broncos
« Reply #15 on: February 26, 2012, 12:31:52 PM »

This isn't happening.  Fun to talk about though.  It would be an absolute circus if it did though.  I'm on the side of doing it though trust me.  If we can make it happen do it. 
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Re: Peyton Manning to the Broncos
« Reply #16 on: February 26, 2012, 03:18:31 PM »

Seriously, feel free to tear this apart every which way - no skin off my nose.  I'm just going by how spot on this guy has been about everything else I've heard from him.

I would not be believing this for a second if it didn't come from Mr. Insider - and even though it has, I can't imagine it actually going down.  If it does shake out, though, I will never doubt him about anything Broncos-related again.

Of course, this doesn't mean I like any of you assholes.
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Re: Peyton Manning to the Broncos
« Reply #17 on: February 26, 2012, 03:30:46 PM »

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Re: Peyton Manning to the Broncos
« Reply #18 on: February 26, 2012, 03:41:21 PM »

Seriously, feel free to tear this apart every which way - no skin off my nose.  I'm just going by how spot on this guy has been about everything else I've heard from him.

I would not be believing this for a second if it didn't come from Mr. Insider - and even though it has, I can't imagine it actually going down.  If it does shake out, though, I will never doubt him about anything Broncos-related again.

Of course, this doesn't mean I like any of you assholes.

but I do love your  assholes



fixed

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Re: Peyton Manning to the Broncos
« Reply #19 on: February 27, 2012, 07:55:34 AM »

I haven't trusted Poncho since the night he roofied me.
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Re: Peyton Manning to the Broncos
« Reply #20 on: February 27, 2012, 02:08:03 PM »

Don't pretend like you didn't like it, Alfred. You're just mad because I didn't want to cuddle afterwards.

FTR, I edited the beginning of this message so as to not get this dude in trouble with the Donks. Because this seems to be totally legit and if word got out that word got out, he'd be WAY up poop creek.

Expect this to happen on March 13.
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Re: Peyton Manning to the Broncos
« Reply #21 on: February 27, 2012, 02:22:55 PM »

Elway must have kidnapped the twins.
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Re: Peyton Manning to the Broncos
« Reply #22 on: February 27, 2012, 02:42:18 PM »

good idea ponch...I was getting ready to start a thread at the Mane

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Re: Peyton Manning to the Broncos
« Reply #23 on: February 27, 2012, 02:47:07 PM »

LOL, I didn't start a thread at the mane due to the fact I didn't want to oust Poncho from the closet.
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Re: Peyton Manning to the Broncos
« Reply #24 on: February 27, 2012, 02:58:48 PM »

LOL, I didn't start a thread at the mane due to the fact I didn't want to oust Poncho from the closet.

oh no doubt.....it would have been another "light rail" rumor
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